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Saturday, May 26, 2012

Lace, Sabbath and a Soldier

A dress just wasn't complete without a lace collar

When I was fourteen years old (1933) I crocheted lace collars and sold them for a dime apiece. A dime was a lot of money in those depression days. I often helped my elderly neighbor quilt when I went to see her. But that day I took my lace work to do while I visited.

“Don’t bring that inside” she said, “Shame on you for working on the Sabbath!”

I sure was surprised. I had watched her feed her chickens. She would point her finger at an old hen, call her by her name, and yell “DAMN IT - SHOOO! You’ve eat more than yur share!” Would you believe that each chicken knew its name and minded her!

No wonder that I was surprised at her for keeping the Sabbath Holy that day, especially as I had heard when she was so angry at her son for smoking in bed. He had burned a huge hole in a quilt we had made. She called him, her own son, a whore-hoppin’ son-of-a-bitch!

Ten years later (1943) her 42 year old son she had called a whore-hoppin’ son-of-a-bitch was drafted into the war. He was not in good health, but he had to fight through Africa, Italy, and France and into Germany, anyway.

His poor old mother was left to survive on six dollars a month from our government. Food was rationed. The only people with a little money were the ones working in defense plants making ammunition or other supplies for the soldiers.

The woman's son lived for many years and loved to talk about D-Day

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Writing like it sounds


Why is it easier to write perfect grammar than to write hillbilly? I have no trouble with my way of talking, but only a recording does a perfect job of putting it on paper:
  • Where ­– “whur”
  • It is – “tiz”
  • Yonder – “hander”
  • Was – “wuz”
  • Is not – “ain’t”
  • Can not – “caint” and all the old expressions that have meanings only a hillbilly knows.
Unless the circumstances are known the sayings have no meaning at all – not like the parables in the Bible.

If a fellow struggled to accomplish something, a friend would say “Lay with ‘er!” to encourage him to keep trying.

“He shore cooked HIS goose!” meant that he had made a big mistake. Was often used to mean he lost a friend.

A good friend called me a damn side-seat driver and shore cooked his goose.

Other sayings…..

“I ain’t caught tween no rock and a hard place!”

“I just got the poop skeered outta me!”

“I’ll wring yer dang neck!”

“I don’t jump when yuh holler frog!”

“I skinned ‘em outta ‘is britches.”

“More ways ‘n’ one tuh skin a cat!”

“Hander” meant between here and yonder

“Waste not, wish not”

“Make a long nose reach” when filling one’s plate

“Live by th’ sword, die by th’ sword”

“Put that ‘n’ yer pike ‘n’ smoke hit! (expressing anger)

“Outta the fryin’ pan hen to the far!”

“Thu’ pot calling the skillet black”

“Bloods thicker’n water”

“Like a cat on hot bricks”

“So that is that!”


Friday, May 11, 2012

My life is great and gold


Through this imaginary Ozark window, I see scenes of long ago
And now as I stitch, there is beautiful falling snow.
Outside is my real Ozark view.
With thimble and thread my needle follows the trails
Through my lifetime and our lovely old hills.

Here is the fence Pop made with a saw and a fro.
Stitch a goodbye gate, or (from outside) it said “Hello.”
The fro split the picketts woven with wire,
For need, not beauty — life then had so few frills.

At night through my window of memories shine the stars so bright.
Are they dimmed by old eyes or modern electric light?
Oh, well — as eyes grow old more visions unfold
And make stitching these pictures delight.

God saw our struggles and added the frills.
Like lace makes things lovely, he added clear water, blue skies,
            flowers and trees, the riches of rocks and rills.
For color he painted the birds that give us music’s delights,
Yet he left peace and quiet -— most precious of all our thrills.

Sketch a honeysuckle vine, and the shooting stars I see.
And a snowflake, a butterfly and a honeybee.
A sea gull (I returned home with this memory).

Some things not stitched on this quilt of love are the joys of
            life in the hills,
Big breaths of clean air, happy sounds of sawmills
            and children that play,
Friends and families — the whip-o-wills’ call at the end of the day.

Out under the stars the campfire glows
And its skillet of food tastes so good.
With my window of life that is memories old
As I stitch this Ozark window for you,
My life is great and gold.
                                    — Polly, April 1996
Quilt top pieced by Carol Wilhite and Jo Nell Kyle